Welcome, one and all readers. If you’ve landed here maybe you are doing some due diligence and cross checking on a media item that is supposedly news. If that’s the case, our apologies. You won’t find any genuine news here. That’s because bona fide news, the true gen, is in short supply these days, anywhere you look. What is on offer here are the absolute best (we claim modestly) examples of “news” that never happened. We give you the “news” that you might read if you suddenly found yourself in a parallel universe that’s a kinder and gentler place, with less red tape. It’s 100% phony baloney that might pass for news, if taken at face value. But that would be a big mistake. Don’t say we didn’t warn you. (signed) Robin (Puck) Goodfellow for: The Editors
P.S. Ok, further clarification for legalists. FauxNews Today® satirizes the mainstream news and other societal absurdities, period. All the articles and most names on this site are fictitious, regardless of whether they might sometimes seem similar to real people and events.
Occasionally, a public figure or a real entity may be mentioned by name however the details of the article are pure invention. Otherwise, in every case, any resemblance to actual persons, places or events is entirely coincidental.
We do our very best to provide credit and attribution when photos or art are used, based on the information available to us. This does not mean that the respective creators or authors endorse FauxNews Today®, or our use of the original photo or art. (signed) Puck